Monday, January 24, 2011

Another excerpt from "Lies about NwhYC"

#10. New York is the city that never sleeps

Lies.

I have often said that L.A. is the city that sleeps on the beach, and NYC never sleeps…I was wrong.People sleep here.

A lot….
Just mostly on the subway. The best part of this is that they somehow magically know when to wake up - there is no way they hear their stop (most of the time it’s impossible to understand the MTA driver dialect of I’ve-been-driving-this-train-for-8-hours-while-drinking-starbucks-and-reading-people-magazine groggy speech).

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